Logo

What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:15

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is This a Real-Life ‘Jaws’ Situation? - AOL.com

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Xbox finally reveals handheld console after decade of speculation - BBC

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

James Bond game 007 First Light gets first trailer - The Verge

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

‘Jaws’ Gets Its Streaming Debut for the 50th Anniversary: Where to Watch All 4 Films Online - The Hollywood Reporter

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

New study shows that milk consumption improves gut biodiversity and cheese reduces certain microbes - Earth.com

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?